What is “The Larz”?
What is “The Larz”?



Observe the breathtaking features above.
Take them in carefully as the perfection can sometimes stimulate a religious experience.
The chiseled jawline, the cleft chin, the bowl cut.
Ancient, pre-historic legend tells of a perfect, chiseled, genderless, god-like humanoid
from far off land that was capable of the most daring of feats.
Feats of strength.
Feats of cunning.
Feats of endurance.
Feats of the party…
Many have attempted to achieve the glory of The Larz’s namesake but few have attained it.
Do you have what it takes to be called “The Larz“?

Observe the breathtaking features above.
Take them in carefully as the perfection can sometimes stimulate a religious experience.
The chiseled jawline, the cleft chin, the bowl cut.

Ancient, pre-historic legends tell of a perfect, chiseled, genderless, god-like humanoid that was capable of the most daring of feats.
Feats of strength. Feats of cunning.
Feats of endurance.
Feats of the party…

Many have attempted to achieve the glory of The Larz’s namesake but few have attained it.
Do you have what it takes to be called “The Larz”?
